Friday, April 23

Jejemon Invasion

At last someone got to name them!!
I've seen friendster profiles (then) and facebook posts which makes me pull my hair in annoyance while trying to undenrstand what the heck are they trying to say.
Still clueless what a Jejemon is? UrbanDictionary defines Jejemon as:

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

The term Jejemon originated from the word "Jejeje" - a colloquial word denoting laughter (as in "hehehe"), suffixed with mon (as in monster, just like pokemon).
I am sorry the following lines might annoy you but these will further show some examples of a Jejemon Lingo:

"e0wSsZz pOwhhZzmUsZtAhH nUah pOwhHzz kEowHsz?"
"yUckNesZ m9a g@nyAn pOowThaA vuTi nA LnG di akEw ganYan! EwEeWneSz!"


“miSzMaldiTahh111 here EoW pFuOh! PuNtah TyO0 ZtArBuckKzz! Jejejejeje!” - Geeezzz... it's effin annoying.

They are fond of using sticky caps and inserting unnecessary letters to simple words to challenge your comprehension.

Some might defend that this is only a fad that most teenies go through as they try to discover themselves.
But I must contest that the fad we have gone through have not generated annoyance to the extent that nobody wants to talk to you.

Interesting though, Jejemons themseleves are not aware that they were already named such. And some who recently discovered that they were Jejemons were trying to change their ways, or were just in denial.

But what I found out? Jejemon linggo is a local version of LEET. Check Google's Leet page

Do I hate Jejemons? Not that much, they are just plainly annoying...

I agree with Gibo, send them back to Elementary School.

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